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SHH. AW, THERE, THERE.

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ISN'T HE JUST SO CUTE...

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THAT YOU WANT TO...

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WHOOPS! CRYPT
KEEPER HERE, KIDDIES.

5
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AND SPEAKING OF KIDDIES,

6
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TONIGHT'S SICKENING
SAGA SHOULD BE SUBTITLED

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<i>A TALE FROM THE CRIB.</i>

8
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YES, FEAR FANS,

9
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I'VE GOT A REAL NURSERY
CRIME FOR YOU THIS TIME.

10
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE
HUMBLE BEGINNINGS

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OF MY FAVORITE HORROR HERO.

12
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SO CALL THE BABYSITTER

13
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AND BREAK OUT THE BARF BAGS

14
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AS I NARRATE A
NAUSEATING NOVELLA

15
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WITH A VERY SPECIAL
PLACE IN MY HEART.

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I AFFECTIONATELY CALL
THIS ONE <i>LOWER BERTH.</i>

17
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Man: GUESS YOUR WEIGHT!

18
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GUESS YOUR WEIGHT!

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

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BOYS AND GIRLS,

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STEP RIGHT UP AND BE
PREPARED TO GASP, TO SWOON,

22
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TO FEAST YOUR DISBELIEVING EYES

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ON THE MOST ASTOUNDING
ARRAY OF FREAKS AND ODDITIES

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EVER GATHERED
TOGETHER UNDER ONE TENT!

25
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SEE THE PITEOUS PRODUCTS OF
GOD'S TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR.

26
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VIEW WITH YOUR VERY EYES
THE ALARMING CONSEQUENCES

27
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OF NATURE'S MOST
HEINOUS MISCALCULATIONS.

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WITNESS, IF YOU DARE,

29
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THE RESULTS OF THE MOST
UNNATURAL INBREEDING.

30
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MAN OR MONSTER? HUMAN OR HORROR?

31
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YOU BE THE JUDGE AND JURY.

32
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SEE FANNY THE FAT LADY,

33
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OVER 45O POUNDS
OF BOVINE BEAUTY.

34
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PAY A VISIT TO THE LITTLES...

35
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A FAMILY SO SMALL,
THEY LIVE IN A SHOE BOX.

36
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WITNESS THE
STUPEFYING SKULL FACE,

37
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A LIVING HUMAN SKELETON.

38
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AND FINALLY, OUR
STAR ATTRACTION,

39
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THE AMAZING ENOCH!

40
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A DISPLAY SO BIZARRE,
YOU HAVE TO SEE IT

41
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WITH YOUR VERY SELFSAME
EYES TO BELIEVE IT.

42
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SO, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS,

43
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STEP RIGHT UP. RIGHT THIS WAY.

44
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FOR ONE THIN DIME,

45
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A TENTH PART OF A DOLLAR,

46
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YOU MAY AVAIL YOURSELF
OF THIS FANTASTIC EXHIBIT!

47
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RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR!

48
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WATCH YOUR STEP.

49
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DON'T RUSH. THERE'LL BE
PLENTY OF ROOM FOR ALL!

50
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AND WE SHALL HAVE
REPEATED SHOWINGS

51
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UNTIL EVERY MAN,
WOMAN, AND CHILD

52
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CAN AVAIL THEMSELVES

53
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OF THIS INTERESTING
AND EDUCATIONAL EXHIBIT.

54
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STEP LIGHTLY, SIR.
THAT'S THE IDEA.

55
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FEELEY'S FANTASTIC
FAIRWAY OF FREAKS.

56
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SHOW TIME NOW BEGINNING!

57
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Man: ENOCH!

58
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ENOCH!

59
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING? HUH?

60
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YOU'RE A NAUGHTY BOY!

61
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YOU HEAR ME? NAUGHTY!

62
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COME ON. GET UP.
COME ON! COME ON!

63
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INTRODUCING FANNY THE FAT LADY!

64
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COME ON.

65
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NOW, GET IN THERE.

66
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GO ON!

67
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STAY THERE, YOU HEAR?

68
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MEET THE LITTLES.

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Audience: OH!

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AW!

71
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HOW'D YOU GET OUT OF THERE?

72
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HUH? TELL ME.

73
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AND FINALLY, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, THE STAR ATTRACTION

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AT FEELEY'S FANTASTIC
FAIRWAY OF FREAKS...

75
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THE MOST ALARMING
AND UNUSUAL ODDITY

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EVER TO BE PUT ON DISPLAY
ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE.

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Man: NOW, NO MORE!

78
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

79
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BOYS AND GIRLS,

80
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LOOK UPON ENOCH...

81
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THE 2-FACED MAN!

82
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Woman: I CAN'T SEE!

83
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Audience: OH!

84
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Feeley: HOW MANY TIMES, SICKLES?

85
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HOW MANY TIMES DO
I HAVE TO TELL YOU

86
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TO GET HIM IN HIS CAGE
BEFORE SHOW TIME?

87
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YES, SIR, MR. FEELEY.

88
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I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GETS OUT.

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IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

90
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OF THAT YOU MAY
BE SURE, MR. SICKLES.

91
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BECAUSE THE NEXT
TIME IT DOES HAPPEN,

92
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THEN I SHALL BE HAPPY
TO DISCUSS WITH YOU

93
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THE RETIREMENT OF YOUR
MOST AMAZING ENOCH.

94
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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, MR. FEELEY.

95
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WITHOUT ME AND ENOCH,

96
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YOU'RE NO DIFFERENT THAN
ANY OTHER 2-BIT SIDESHOW.

97
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HE'S THE ONLY THING
YOU GOT THAT'S DIFFERENT.

98
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ENOCH IS SPECIAL.

99
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ENOCH IS DYING.

100
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DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU
COULD BRIBE THE COMPANY DOCTOR

101
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TO KEEP IT FROM ME?

102
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WELL, APPARENTLY YOUR FREAK

103
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ISN'T THE ONLY ONE
WITH 2 FACES, IS HE?

104
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NO, SICKLES, YOUR MEAL
TICKET'S GODFORSAKEN LIFE

105
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IS WINDING TOWARD
A MERCIFUL END,

106
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SO PLEASE DON'T TELL
ME HOW MUCH I NEED YOU!

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WE'LL PLAY IT OUT
AS LONG AS IT TAKES...

108
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A MONTH, A WEEK,

109
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BUT AS LONG AS YOU OWN HIM,

110
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THEN I OWN YOU,

111
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AND WE DO THINGS MY WAY!

112
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UNDERSTAND, MR. SICKLES?

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Sickles: YOU'VE BEEN A
VERY NAUGHTY BOY, ENOCH.

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YOU HEAR ME?

115
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NAUGHTY BOY!

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NAUGHTY!

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NAUGHTY!

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ENOCH'S SPECIAL.

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I SEE YOU PREFER A LOWER BERTH.

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WHO ARE YOU? HOW'D
YOU GET IN HERE?

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THE DOOR, MR. SICKLES.

122
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CALL ME UNCONVENTIONAL.

123
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HOW ABOUT I CALL A POLICEMAN?

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OH, I DON'T THINK
YOU WANT TO DO THAT.

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OH, NO? WHY NOT?

126
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BECAUSE, MR. SICKLES,
I'M YOUR SALVATION.

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THAT'S WHY.

128
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DR. ZACHARY KLING,
AT YOUR SERVICE.

129
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PLEASE. PLEASE.

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DON'T LET ME
INTERRUPT YOUR SUPPER.

131
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"AT YOUR SERVICE," YOU SAY.

132
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WHAT KIND OF
SERVICE MAY THAT BE?

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WELL, LET'S NOT
BE COY, MR. SICKLES.

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I OVERHEARD YOUR, SHALL WE SAY,

135
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ALTERCATION WITH THE OWNER.

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IT SEEMS YOUR DAYS
HERE MAY BE NUMBERED.

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DO CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG.

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WELL, WHAT OF IT?

139
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WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS,

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I HAVE RECENTLY
MADE AN ACQUISITION...

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AN ACQUISITION FROM WHICH
WE BOTH MIGHT BENEFIT,

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IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING.

143
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WHAT KIND OF AN ACQUISITION?

144
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HA HA HA!

145
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ARE YOU A CARD
PLAYER, MR. SICKLES?

146
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NOW AND AGAIN.

147
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MYSELF, I MUST
CONFESS TO A CERTAIN,

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SHALL WE SAY, ZEALOUSY
FOR GAMES OF CHANCE.

149
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Dr. Kling: I WAS PLAYING A
GENTLEMEN IN ST. LOUIS RECENTLY...

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AS IT HAPPENS, A GENTLEMEN
OF DISTINCTION ON 2 COUNTS...

151
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ONE, HE WAS AN
ARCHEOLOGIST BY TRADE.

152
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AND SECONDLY, HE COULDN'T
PLAY POKER FOR SHIT.

153
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WHEN IT BECAME CLEAR
THAT THIS GENTLEMEN

154
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WAS GOING TO OWE ME
QUITE A LARGE SUM OF MONEY,

155
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NOT STRICTLY IN HIS POSSESSION,

156
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IT BECAME EMINENTLY CLEAR
THAT SOMETHING OF EQUAL WORTH

157
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WOULD HAVE TO BE
BARTERED AS COLLATERAL.

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HER NAME IS
MIRANA, MR. SICKLES...

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THOUGH I PREFER
MYRNA, DON'T YOU?

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AN EGYPTIAN SLAVE GIRL,
IT WAS EXPLAINED TO ME,

161
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BURIED ALIVE AT 16

162
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FOR REPELLING THE
PHARAOH'S ADVANCES.

163
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RATHER A HIGH PRICE
FOR PLAYING HARD TO GET,

164
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WOULDN'T YOU SAY?

165
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NEVER ABLE TO LOVE.

166
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NEVER ABLE TO BEAR CHILDREN.

167
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NEVER ABLE TO
HAVE A NORMAL LIFE.

168
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IT'S SAD, REALLY.

169
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SHE'S YOURS FOR A 60-40 SPLIT.

170
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DO WE HAVE A DEAL OR NOT?

171
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WHAT'S THE CATCH?

172
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I'M AFRAID I DON'T FOLLOW YOU.

173
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THIS IS A BUSINESS OF
PLAYING PEOPLE FOR SUCKERS.

174
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DON'T PLAY ME FOR ONE.

175
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WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR?

176
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
STRAIGHT TO FEELEY?

177
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MR. SICKLES, AS I SAID,
I'M A GAMBLING MAN.

178
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I PLAY TO WIN, AND WINNERS
TEND TO MAKE ENEMIES,

179
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IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING.

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IN ALL CANDOR, I NEED TO KEEP

181
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A LOW PROFILE FOR A WHILE.

182
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THE LESS OFFICIAL MY CONNECTION

183
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WITH THE SIDESHOW, THE BETTER.

184
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WHAT ABOUT THE JEWELS?

185
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OH, COMPLETELY
WORTHLESS, MR. SICKLES.

186
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A MERE PROP.

187
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LOOK.

188
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,571
CONSIDER YOURSELF
MY AGENT, IF YOU LIKE.

189
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,042
I THINK A 40% COMMISSION
IS MORE THAN EQUITABLE.

190
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,410
I MEAN, AFTER ALL,

191
00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:15,029
CONSIDERING YOUR
PRESENT SITUATION.

192
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HA HA! GOOD.

193
00:10:25,608 --> 00:10:28,008
LET'S DRINK TO IT, SHALL WE?

194
00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:30,678
DON'T MIND IF I DO.

195
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STEP RIGHT UP,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

196
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,511
BOYS AND GIRLS,

197
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,964
AND AVAIL YOURSELF OF
THIS INTERESTING EXHIBIT!

198
00:10:50,033 --> 00:10:52,033
THAT'S THE IDEA.
HURRY ALONG, LADS.

199
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HERE WE ARE, SIR.

200
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,387
THAT'S THE IDEA. MM-HMM.

201
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,455
MYRNA THE MUMMY!

202
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,793
OOH! OH!

203
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,774
AND, WE WILL HAVE
FURTHER SHOWINGS

204
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:06,731
TO ACCOMMODATE YOU ALL.

205
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,110
YES. STEP RIGHT IN, SIR.

206
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,400
THAT'S THE IDEA.

207
00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,813
FEELEY'S FANTASTIC
FAIRWAY OF FREAKS.

208
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,949
SHOW TIME NOW BEGINNING!

209
00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:15,407
Audience: OH!

210
00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,013
Feeley: HERE'S...

211
00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,115
Woman: OH!

212
00:11:27,503 --> 00:11:28,836
HERE'S MYRNA.

213
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,504
MYRNA!

214
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Woman: COME ON! HURRY!

215
00:11:36,813 --> 00:11:37,957
Man: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.

216
00:11:37,981 --> 00:11:41,065
STAND CLEAR OF THE FIRE EATER.

217
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,134
Woman: OH!

218
00:12:33,536 --> 00:12:34,536
HEY!

219
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,060
AYAH.

220
00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:10,471
WHEE!

221
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AHH.

222
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HA HA.

223
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HA HA!

224
00:13:27,757 --> 00:13:29,540
ELIZABETH!

225
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,309
COME HERE.

226
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COME HERE!

227
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:35,946
HERE.

228
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,487
ELIZABETH, GET OVER HERE NOW!

229
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,855
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING, YOUNG LADY?

230
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,284
NOW, YOU STAY AWAY
FROM THAT THING.

231
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,107
ENOCH, YOU NAUGHTY BOY.

232
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,576
NAUGHTY!

233
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,179
WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT THERE?

234
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,081
GIVE IT TO ME.

235
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,183
I SAID GIVE IT TO ME!

236
00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,532
GIVE IT...

237
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,982
WELL, I'LL BE BLOWN TO HELL.

238
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:32,520
YOU'RE CARRYING A TORCH
FOR THAT OLD BAG OF BONES,

239
00:14:32,588 --> 00:14:34,905
AREN'T YOU?

240
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:38,425
YOU SICK, PATHETIC...

241
00:14:38,494 --> 00:14:40,261
IT'S A FAMILY YOU WANT,

242
00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:42,814
IS IT, HMM?

243
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,699
IS THAT IT?

244
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:47,368
A NORMAL LIFE.

245
00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:49,887
HA HA HA!

246
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,656
A NORMAL LIFE!

247
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,724
HA HA HA!

248
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:53,791
A FAMILY!

249
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:55,243
HA HA HA!

250
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,643
HA HA HA...

251
00:15:07,891 --> 00:15:12,209
"PRICELESS EGYPTIAN
MUMMY STOLEN."

252
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,792
LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT
THAT! AIN'T THAT A SHOW?

253
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:17,827
HEY, I WANNA TALK TO YOU.

254
00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:20,084
ONE SHOULD NEVER
ARGUE WITH LADY LUCK,

255
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:22,787
NOW, SHOULD ONE?

256
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,455
WE NEED TO TALK, DOCTOR.

257
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,858
JUST A FEW MORE
HANDS, MR. SICKLES.

258
00:15:27,977 --> 00:15:29,844
NOW!

259
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,184
UH...

260
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:38,319
DEAL ME OUT, GENTLEMEN.

261
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,297
HERE.

262
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,498
GO IN THERE.

263
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:51,567
HUH.

264
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,954
UH.

265
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,717
START EXPLAINING, DOCTOR.

266
00:15:58,741 --> 00:15:59,941
OF COURSE YOU'RE UPSET,

267
00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:01,642
YOU HAVE EVERY
RIGHT TO BE UPSET.

268
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,922
YOU DIDN'T WIN THAT
MUMMY IN ANY CARD GAME.

269
00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:06,986
YOU STOLE IT OFF A
BOAT IN NEW ORLEANS.

270
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,724
WHAT FOR? THE NECKLACE?

271
00:16:09,752 --> 00:16:11,385
WELL, I HARDLY HAVE MUCH USE

272
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:13,020
FOR A 4,000-YEAR-OLD DEAD WOMAN,

273
00:16:13,089 --> 00:16:15,022
NOW, DO I?

274
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,253
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
TAKE THE DAMN THING?

275
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:22,947
AHH. NOW, LOOK, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.

276
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,381
THERE'S A CURSE.

277
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,150
YOU MUST BE KIDDING.

278
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:28,903
NO, IT'S TRUE.

279
00:16:28,972 --> 00:16:31,038
WHOEVER ATTEMPTS
TO TAKE THAT NECKLACE

280
00:16:31,107 --> 00:16:33,807
WILL BE RENDERED...

281
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:36,126
RENDERED WHAT?

282
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,863
YOU KNOW... UNABLE TO PROCREATE,

283
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,749
IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING.

284
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,036
HA HA HA!

285
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,921
YOU MEAN, WHOEVER
TAKES THE FAMILY JEWELS...

286
00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:51,626
LOSES THEIRS.

287
00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:52,694
YES.

288
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,240
THANKS. I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.

289
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,564
NO, MR. SICKLES!

290
00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:58,266
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

291
00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:01,001
I HIRED A MAN TO TAKE
THAT NECKLACE OFF.

292
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:04,272
THAT NIGHT I FOUND
HIM... HE WAS CASTRATED.

293
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:07,007
WELL, TOO BAD
YOUR FATHER WASN'T,

294
00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:09,810
IF YOU TAKE <i>MY</i> MEANING.

295
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:11,445
MR. SICKLES!

296
00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:12,630
OH!

297
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,834
OHH.

298
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,988
GOOD GOD, SICKLES.

299
00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:34,046
Feeley: CENTER
UP, BOYS. COME ON.

300
00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:36,750
20 MINUTES TO
SHOWTIME. LET'S GO.

301
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,499
AH.

302
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,067
ENOCH, MY BOY.

303
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,926
SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE GOTTEN
OUT OF YOUR CAGE AGAIN,

304
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:33,227
DOESN'T IT?

305
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,832
AND YOU'VE BEEN A VERY
NAUGHTY BOY, HAVEN'T YOU?

306
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:41,652
YES.

307
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,121
POOR DR. KLING.

308
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:51,962
AH.

309
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,181
AH, MYRNA, MY SWEET.

310
00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:57,584
YOU TWO MAKE A
VERY LOVELY COUPLE.

311
00:18:57,653 --> 00:18:58,953
DID I TELL YOU THAT?

312
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,855
AH, NOW GIVE ME THIS.

313
00:19:01,925 --> 00:19:04,025
UHH. UHH.

314
00:19:05,594 --> 00:19:06,693
COME ON, HONEY.

315
00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:07,861
LET ME HAVE HER, DEAR.

316
00:19:07,931 --> 00:19:08,963
YEAH.

317
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:12,366
AHH. COME ON.

318
00:19:12,435 --> 00:19:13,968
LET GO.

319
00:19:14,037 --> 00:19:17,788
COME ON. YOU DO PLAY
HARD TO GET, DON'T YOU?

320
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,377
AHH.

321
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,539
NAUGHTY...

322
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,474
BOY!

323
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,309
AAH!

324
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,152
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

325
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:52,255
FEELEY'S FANTASTIC
FAIRWAY OF FREAKS

326
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,024
IS PROUD TO PRESENT

327
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,894
A MOST UNUSUAL AND
ALARMING ODDITY...

328
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,113
THE AMAZING ENOCH,

329
00:19:59,181 --> 00:20:01,615
THE 2-FACED MAN.

330
00:20:07,589 --> 00:20:08,600
Woman: IT'S EMPTY.

331
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,768
Man: HE ESCAPED. HE'S GONE.

332
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,925
HE CHEATED US.

333
00:20:11,995 --> 00:20:12,995
THERE'S NOTHIN' THERE.

334
00:20:14,864 --> 00:20:16,024
IT'S A FRAUD!

335
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,870
EH, RATHER, LET ME
DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION

336
00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:25,622
TO OUR STAR ATTRACTION.

337
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,025
FROM FAR OFF EGYPT SHE COMES...

338
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,227
UH, FROM THE
VALLEY OF THE KINGS,

339
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,913
HER TOMB CARVED
DEEP IN THE CLIFFS

340
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:37,251
THAT OVERLOOK THE
ANCIENT RIVER NILE.

341
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,819
INSIDE THAT VERY TOMB,

342
00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:42,822
HIEROGLYPHICS
TELL A TRAGIC TALE.

343
00:20:42,891 --> 00:20:44,891
ONCE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL,

344
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,327
SHE SPURNED PHARAOH'S ADVANCES,

345
00:20:47,396 --> 00:20:49,663
AND WAS CONDEMNED TO DEATH.

346
00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:53,100
WRAPPED IN CEREMONIAL WINDINGS,

347
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,568
SHE WAS BURIED ALIVE,

348
00:20:54,636 --> 00:20:58,205
AND PLACED IN THIS VERY
SELFSAME SARCOPHAGUS,

349
00:20:58,274 --> 00:21:02,142
WHICH HAS BEEN HER HOME
FOR THE LAST 4,000 YEARS.

350
00:21:02,211 --> 00:21:04,177
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

351
00:21:04,246 --> 00:21:05,946
BOYS AND GIRLS,

352
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,481
I COMMAND YOU

353
00:21:07,549 --> 00:21:12,486
TO LOOK UPON MYRNA,
THE EGYPTIAN MUMMY.

354
00:21:12,554 --> 00:21:15,005
Woman: AAH!

355
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,490
OH.

356
00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:24,798
Man: CALL A POLICEMAN!

357
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,094
IT'S ALL RIGHT.

358
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,352
OH, GOD!

359
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:32,968
Man: DEAD OR ALIVE?

360
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:35,092
COME ON. THAT'S IT.

361
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,204
I'M LOOKING FOR MR. FEELEY,

362
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,228
THE OWNER.

363
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,829
OH, MR. FEELEY?

364
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,798
YEAH, ERNEST FEELEY.

365
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,299
YEAH, HE'S, UH...

366
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,546
HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE
NEXT TO THE WAGONS.

367
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:45,970
RIGHT OVER THERE. THANK YOU.

368
00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:54,294
ARE YOU ERNEST
FEELEY, THE OWNER?

369
00:21:54,363 --> 00:21:55,996
I'M SHERIFF HICKS.

370
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:58,565
WELL, IF IT'S ABOUT THE PERMIT,

371
00:21:58,634 --> 00:21:59,966
I HAVE ONE. I ASSURE YOU.

372
00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:01,713
NO, SIR. IT'S NOT
ABOUT ANY PERMIT.

373
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,254
DO YOU MIND IF I SIT?

374
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,276
MR. FEELEY, YOU MAY
NOT REMEMBER ME,

375
00:22:09,345 --> 00:22:11,273
BUT WE MET WHEN YOU
CAME THROUGH HERE

376
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:12,941
WITH YOUR SIDESHOW LAST YEAR.

377
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:16,516
YOU HAD SOME...
UNPLEASANTNESS AT THE TIME.

378
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:20,187
YES. I NEVER DID
RECOVER MY EXHIBITS.

379
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,885
WELL, SIR, THAT'S
KIND OF WHY I'M HERE.

380
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,989
THERE'S SOMETHING I
THINK YOU OUGHT TO SEE.

381
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:32,633
Sheriff: NOW, THE LOCAL
BOY WAS UP AND EXPLORING,

382
00:22:32,702 --> 00:22:34,983
AND HE CAME ACROSS
THIS CAVE HERE.

383
00:22:36,505 --> 00:22:40,507
WHEN HE SAW WHAT WAS
INSIDE, HE CAME AND GOT US.

384
00:22:59,895 --> 00:23:01,135
MR. FEELEY.

385
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,717
GOOD LORD.

386
00:23:26,956 --> 00:23:28,155
MA...

387
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,594
MA... MA.

388
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:50,927
HA HA HA!

389
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:56,500
OH, SORRY, KIDDIES,

390
00:23:56,568 --> 00:24:00,871
BUT THAT STORY JUST
MAKES ME GO ALL TO PIECES.

391
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:11,015
I WAS A CUTE LITTLE TERROR
TYKE, THOUGH, WASN'T I?

392
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,183
AS FOR ENOCH AND MYRNA,

393
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,030
I GUESS YOU FIGURED OUT BY NOW

394
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,021
WHERE I GET MY GOOD LOOKS.

395
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,990
OLD 2-FACE WAS MY DADDY,

396
00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,860
AND THE MUMMY WAS MY MOMMY.

397
00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:34,304
OH, IF THEY'D ONLY LIVED
LONG ENOUGH TO SEE ME

398
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:37,107
BECOME A STAR.

399
00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:41,545
WE NEVER EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO
PLAY HIDE AND GO SHRIEK TOGETHER.

400
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:52,722
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401
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:56,111
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